Fri 3/22/24 6:30pm
Sat 3/23/24 6:30pm
Sun 3/24/24 3:30pm

LaZoom Festival Bus Tour

90-ish-minute show (time may vary each night)

Création: Suite For the Milkrat
by Will Waas

Here at the NC Church of the MILKRAT, we believe there is MILK for the Milkless. And plenty of MILK to go around. Suckle at the 8 holy, calcium-rich teets of the Cosmic Mother. Rejoice, for the cosmic crisis is here, the MILKRAT makes her grand return!

Story / Line
by Caro and Chri

Now. Right now, on earth. These stories. Every single one of these stories is playing out. In a million rooms. A million ways. These are the inescapable stories of humanity, at the mercy of light. This is your story. It’s just a matter of time.

What Needs Cutting
by Dark Horse Theatre

Nick did a bad thing. Or did he?

Your host: Milkrat

I am Supreme Nippilite Will the 7th, the Nipple Whapped. The MILKRAT speaks through me. I lead worship for the MILKRAT, La Lune, the oldest Mother. She comes to me from the depths, sweet and beutiful melodies from the darkness... You can hear her too, only if you say the HOLY NAME.

Caro & Chri

Collab creatives Caro and Chri challenge life's constant contrast and changes through movement design and structural performance arts. Based in AVL NC.

Dark Horse Theatre

Dark Horse Theatre is an Asheville pop-up company dedicated to horror, dark comedy, and original works. Dark Horse has produced several film adaptations, including the premiere of Scott Lew's "Sexy Evil Genius", as well as the stage development of Tony Burgess's award-winning screenplay "Pontypool." Dark Horse has been featured in residencies at North Carolina Stage Company, Muse Arts Warehouse in Savannah, GA and The Playhouse in Derry, Northern Ireland. Dark Horse loves a good venue challenge and we are excited to be a part of the 2024 AFAF.